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BILL CLINTON WOULD OF HELPED THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why didn't Bush think of this?
Probe launched after air Flight Attendant performs mid air
An investigation has been launched after a video of a topless French air stewardess performing for the captain while the plane was flying was leaked on to the internet.
Despite the plane being in the air - and with several hundred passengers presumably blissfully unaware of what is going on - the pretty cabin attendant removes her bra and lets the captain and co-pilot get hands on.
The video was leaked onto the internet by members of the French crew
